Monthly Archives: March 2006

Posted on March 30, 2006 by Austin Knight

The sign on Dick Cheney’s desk "The buckshot stops here."

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Rectal deodorant?

Posted on March 30, 2006 by Austin Knight

  A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she … Continue reading →

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Gone fishin’?

Posted on March 30, 2006 by Austin Knight

Saturday morning I got up early, put on  my long johns, dressed quietly,made my lunch, grabbed the  dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hookthe boat up to the truck, and proceeded  to back out into a torrentialdownpour. There was snow mixed with … Continue reading →

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For Sale… 2 state-of-the-art mobile phones.

Posted on March 29, 2006 by Austin Knight

I’m selling 2 mobiles that I’m not using anymore, if you’re interested: 1) Almost new Nokia with camera (4.1 mega pixels) 2) Older model Motorola with camera and vibrating alert. Have a look at the pics and let me know … Continue reading →

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Another GREAT screensaver!!!

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Austin Knight

  Move your cursor over naked woman and do whatever you want with her!  She is totally within your control! http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/tetka.html   Click below for ‘It could only happen in America’  no 459

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More SEX!!!!

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Austin Knight

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. "Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"   "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After … Continue reading →

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Shrek in a frock and other exciting daily occurrences

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Austin Knight

The wife ( or Shrek in a frock, as I lovingly refer to her) informed me that she had been to an Ann Summers party, whatever that is.  Apparently, it just like a Tupperware party, but with batteries.  She purchased … Continue reading →

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What women want!

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Austin Knight

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severedisease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the … Continue reading →

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general gubbins……

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Austin Knight

The wife ( She talks through her nose – her mouth is worn out!) was complaining about her car and she asked for something  that goes from 0 – 100 in less than 4 seconds.  I bought her some bathroom … Continue reading →

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A new study……..

Posted on March 28, 2006 by Austin Knight

A South American Scientist, from Argentina,after a lengthy study, has discovered thatpeople with not enough sexual activities readtheir e-mails with their hand on the mouse..   Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late….  

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