-
Recent Posts
Archives
- May 2024
- April 2024
- March 2024
- February 2024
- January 2024
- December 2023
- November 2023
- October 2023
- September 2023
- February 2017
- December 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- October 2015
- April 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- February 2014
- September 2013
- May 2013
- March 2013
- November 2012
- October 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- January 2012
- September 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- December 2010
- November 2010
- October 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
Categories
Meta
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Why oh why oh why oh why…………
Whilst I was checking in at Manchester Airport last month, an older couple in front of me in the queue were a constant source of amusement. Their conversation went thus: Him: “Eeeeh, I wish we’d have fetched the piano with … Continue reading
Billy Scroggins and the old lady……….
An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert has just passed away. She goes to the undertakers to have one lastlook at her dearly departed husband. The instant she sees him she starts crying. One of the undertakers … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Leave a comment
The Truth about Global Warming and those GM crops…………
http://web.mac.com/sinfonia1/iWeb/Global%20Warming%20Politics/A%20Hot%20Topic%20Blog/A%20Hot%20Topic%20Blog.html HAPPY EASTER!!! http://www.comedian.ws
Posted in JOKES
Leave a comment
Paddy’s Day……….
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I … Continue reading
Posted in JOKES
Leave a comment
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’.Operator: ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’. Customer: ‘It was on the door to the Travel Centre’.Operator: ‘Sir, they are our … Continue reading
Posted in JOKES
Leave a comment
That was the week that were………
In retrospect, I’m beginning to think that it’s probably not a good concept to allow a ten year-old child to work in a turkey de-beaking plant. The poor kid gets home far too late and it interferes with my severe … Continue reading
Posted in Uncategorized
Leave a comment
The Government………
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the … Continue reading
Posted in JOKES
Leave a comment
Chestnuts……
Father Joseph went up to Father Fred one afternoon and said, "I am SICK of all this clean living. Tonight let’s you and me go out and party. We’ll carouse, drink, whatever we want."Fred was shocked. "Are you crazy? This … Continue reading
Posted in JOKES
Leave a comment
Breaking News………….
The Archbishop of Canterbury has partially got his way British weather has been declared Muslim. It’s either Sunni or Shiite!! IKEA CAR………… http://www.comedian.ws