Monthly Archives: March 2008

Why oh why oh why oh why…………

Whilst I was checking in at Manchester Airport last month, an older couple in front of me in the queue were a constant source of amusement. Their conversation went thus: Him: “Eeeeh, I wish we’d have fetched the piano with … Continue reading

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Billy Scroggins and the old lady……….

An old lady is very upset as her husband Albert has just passed away. She goes to the undertakers to have one lastlook at her dearly departed husband. The instant she sees him she starts crying. One of the undertakers … Continue reading

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The Truth about Global Warming and those GM crops…………

http://web.mac.com/sinfonia1/iWeb/Global%20Warming%20Politics/A%20Hot%20Topic%20Blog/A%20Hot%20Topic%20Blog.html   HAPPY EASTER!!! http://www.comedian.ws

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Paddy’s Day……….

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I … Continue reading

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Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Customer:     ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?’.Operator:     ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’. Customer:     ‘It was on the door to the Travel Centre’.Operator:     ‘Sir, they are our … Continue reading

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That was the week that were………

In retrospect, I’m beginning to think that it’s probably not a good concept to allow a ten year-old child to work in a turkey de-beaking plant. The poor kid gets home far too late and it interferes with my severe … Continue reading

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Click below for some great funny images………..

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The Government………

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’  Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way:  I am the head of the family, so call me The President.  Your mother is the … Continue reading

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Chestnuts……

Father Joseph went up to Father Fred one afternoon and said, "I am SICK of all this clean living. Tonight let’s you and me go out and party. We’ll carouse, drink, whatever we want."Fred was shocked. "Are you crazy? This … Continue reading

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Breaking News………….

The Archbishop of Canterbury has partially got his way British weather has been declared Muslim. It’s either Sunni or Shiite!!     IKEA CAR………… http://www.comedian.ws

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