Monthly Archives: October 2009

I love this Doctor…..

Posted on October 29, 2009 by Austin Knight

Doctor Warwick Hunt.    Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?   A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it…. Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart … Continue reading →

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Pure Genius…

Posted on October 29, 2009 by Austin Knight
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Brilliant letter from: NIGEL JOHNSON-HILL, PARKFARM, MILLAND, LIPHOOK GU30 7JT

Posted on October 29, 2009 by Austin Knight

Rt Hon David Miliband MPSecretary of State.Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),Nobel House17 Smith SquareLondonSW1P 3JR 16 July 2009 Dear Secretary of State, My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a chequefor £3,000 from … Continue reading →

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The Balloonist..

Posted on October 24, 2009 by Austin Knight

A man in a hot air balloon, realising he was lost, reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended further and shouted to the lady, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him … Continue reading →

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Memorable quotes over the years from football managers…

Posted on October 24, 2009 by Austin Knight

Malcolm Allison: A lot of hard work went into this defeat. Ron Atkinson 1. I needed to give my players some technical advice – I told them that the game had started. 2. I never criticise referees and I won’t … Continue reading →

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New Article…

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Austin Knight

Joke of the Week! The Mexican maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the increase. She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”Maria: “Well, … Continue reading →

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