Monthly Archives: February 2009

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to thedoor and opens the door to see a man standing there.He asks the lady "Do you have a vagina?" She slams the door indisgust… … Continue reading →

THE Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the sevendwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.Grumpy leads the pack. "Grumpy, my son," says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Grumpy asks, "Excuse … Continue reading →

A bloke from Donny ( Doncaster ) guz in t’ jewelers, He sez " Can tha mek uz a gold statue o’ mi dog?"" Aye, a reckon a can, " sez jeweler." Does tha want it eighteen carat ?"" Noa," … Continue reading →

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And then the fight started…———— ——— ——— ——— ——— —-Talking about Christmas presents, I said, ‘I want something … Continue reading →

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We live in strange times.  It would appear that kids run wild and dogs go to obedience school.  It’s all going on in Eastbourne innit?  The revelation that of thirteen-year old Alfie Patten fathering a child at such a tender … Continue reading →

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