Monthly Archives: November 2007

Wipe out the Iraqi insurgency by simply joining their side. With your ‘friendly fire’ tactics, the war should be over in days.   http://www.comedian.ws        "What’s The Point??"

HERS: He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong, He hasn’t kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it’s another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later. I … Continue reading →

A group of kids in the kindergartner were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!"You need to use ‘Big People’ words," she was … Continue reading →

This week is National Chestnut Week, a ‘chestnut’ being a joke that originates from the British Museum archives that date back to the time when Adam was a lad. So, here they are! In descending order, the winner to be … Continue reading →

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.He approached her and asked, … Continue reading →

A distraught nun ran to her to her Mother Superior."Mother Superior ! We have a case of syphilis in the convent !""Thank God for that. I was getting sick of the Beaujolais….."   http://www.comedian.ws

Eighty five year old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home and announces “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand can make love to me tonight” An elderly man shouts from the back of the room … Continue reading →

Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how tough I am." I spot a trap and go for the … Continue reading →

David Bentley’s shirt for the Manchester United clash at the weekend had the Blackburn winger’s name spelt as ‘Betnley". As The Sun points out: "If the Rovers staff struggle to spell ‘Bentley’ then maybe it explains why Zura Khizanishvili cannot … Continue reading →

Craig drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left."Amazing!" he thought as he flew … Continue reading →