Monthly Archives: December 2009

A travel agent looked up from his desk on New Years Eve and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters of glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had … Continue reading →

Breaking News: The Large Hadron Collider experiment has re-started after a 14-month hiatus while the machine was being repaired. The LHC is being used to smash together beams of protons in a bid to shed light on the nature of … Continue reading →

Manchester United have MUTV. Chelsea have Blue TV.  Liverpool have the History Channel. ‘Sparky’ Mark Hughes is planting some potatoes and carrots around the pitch at Eastlands.  This is to ensure that he has summat to pick up at the … Continue reading →

Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has … Continue reading →

Are you American? 1. You decide that the relationship with your partner is over. How do you break the news you are leaving? (a) Leave a tearful note on the table and slip quietly away (b) Calmly discuss the reasons … Continue reading →

These questions about Australia are from potential visitors. I’m told theywere posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actualresponses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.Draw your own conclusions!Q: Does it ever … Continue reading →