Monthly Archives: March 2010

Look at the name of the Times correspondent under the headline about the Vienna Boys Choir, you couldn’t make it up. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7065824.ece   NEW INVENTION 4 WOMEN…

The population of this country isapproximately 60 million. 32 million are retired. That leaves 28 million to do the work.. There are 17 million in school or at Universities. Which leaves 11 million to do the work. Of this there … Continue reading →

  After last weeks budget, our local burger bar has launched the new Alastair Darling Value Meal. Order anything you like,and the fella behind you has to pay for it!   With the General Election looming up in the not … Continue reading →

My mole at Eastlands informs me that Man City manager Roberto Mancini managed to raise a smile when he explained how he was going to improve his already half-decent English.   "I apologise for my English," he said. "It is not … Continue reading →

Many moons ago, I fell madly in love with a girl in a petrol station. We got engaged, however, after a couple of months, we had a massive argument and she broke off the engagement and terminated the relationship. I … Continue reading →

I got the test results back from the hospital yesterday. The consultant reckons that I have summat very, very rare. I asked him what it was and he said “A bed”. No, seriously folks! He thinks I might have contracted … Continue reading →