Monthly Archives: January 2024

Windows at home frozen…..

Jürgen Klopp announces shock decision to step down as Liverpool manager at the end of the 2024 season, after eight and a half years.  He has said he is “Running out of energy.” He reckons his younger brother Klipperty might … Continue reading

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Had a few too many…..

    I was quaffing a pint of Farquaharsons Old & Filthy Best Bitter in my local pub, The Pit Bull & Stanley Knife, when I noticed a gorgeous foxy blonde lady sitting at the bar drinking champagne.  Just my type, … Continue reading

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The Ephiphany Gubbins….

I walked to the paint shop to get thinner. That didn’t work. I then decided to fill the car up with petrol. I visited Tesco Petrol Filling Station, however, the first pump I went to didn’t work, I tried the … Continue reading

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The New Year Farrago….

My New Year Wish: All I ask is one chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. We were really poor as kids.  At Christmas, my older brother got an air guitar and I got his old one… I … Continue reading

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The New Year Resolution…

I was in the office typing a script when I heard the voice of my old friend, the late comedian Bernard Manning on BBC Breakfast News on the telly in the adjacent living room. I wondered what the news article … Continue reading

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