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Monthly Archives: April 2006
Mary had a little lambIt ran into a pylon10,000 volts went up it’s arseand turned it’s wool to nylon. Mary had a little lambHer father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,between two chunks of bread. … Continue reading
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Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.K. The first spy starts speaking in Arabic. The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers: "Don’t blow our cover. You’re in England now. Speak Urdu." … Continue reading
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Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are … Continue reading
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Okay old fart,time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come … Continue reading
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More exercise!!
HEART EXERCISES You may want to consider adding these exercises to your rehab regimen. Comments from readers include: I was breathless after the third exercise Do these slowly Not for the faint of heart "Some good advice for us ageing … Continue reading
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GOAL!!
Chris Brass Own Goal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csQG0ZciFQ Sensational! I bet he couldn’t do that again! Click below to see Michael Jackson’s Latest Cosmetic Surgery!!!
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Exercise routine
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Here is a maths trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.Personally, I would like to know who came up with thisand why that person is not running the country. 1. Grab … Continue reading
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