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Monthly Archives: August 2007
And lo, it came to pass…………….
Once upon a time, God went on the missing list for six days. Eventually, Michael, theArchangel, found him resting on the seventh day.He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward … Continue reading
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Tech Support by Robert Byron
People are always complaining about their computers. A friend of mine was whining that his computer always crashes. "I have to reboot fifty times a day," he exclaimed. "Do you have this problem?""No. I never have that problem. I never … Continue reading
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Cats………….
1. Cats do what they want, when they want.2. They rarely listen to you.3. They’re totally unpredictable.4. They whine when they are not happy.5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.6. When you want to be … Continue reading
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Annoying passenger…………..
"The next time you find yourself on a plane, sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your bag, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person … Continue reading
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Definitions by Gender………..
THINGY:female: Any part under a car’s bonnet.male: A fastener on women’s clothing.VULNERABLE:female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.male: Playing cricket without a box.COMMUNICATION:female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking … Continue reading
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That was the week that was……………
I was speaking at a dinner in London last week and was trying to start up a conversation with another guest in an effort to eliminate the boredom threshold. I said to him, "Who is the ugly woman over there?" … Continue reading
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Billy Connolly on the airport attack…………..
Good old Glasgow. If I had to pick a city in the world where I could depend on one of the locals to kick a man who was on fire, it would always be Glasgow. That really had to hurt … Continue reading
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Obvious innit?
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?Because most men are stupid, but few are blind. http://www.comedian.ws
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Groaner…………
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got toknow each other so well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.The bride broom looked very beautiful … Continue reading
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