Monthly Archives: August 2009

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"   And the guy lived happily ever after and drove a Porche and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and … Continue reading →

Whilst I disagree whole heartedly with the decision to let the Libyan terrorist go free, and have every sympathy with the families of all the victims of whatever nationality, before the citizens of the USA start their boycott of Scottish … Continue reading →

At Any Given Moment:FACT:79,000,000 people are engaged in sex – right now.FACT:58,000,000 are kissing.FACT:37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.FACT:1 old timer is reading this blog.You hang on in there, Sunshine . .   http://www.ComedianUK.com

I have kleptomania,but when it gets bad,I take something for it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!Except that one where you’re naked in church. ******************************************************************** Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! __________________________________________________________ My short-term … Continue reading →

Doing nothing is very hard to do … you never know when you’re finished.  – Leslie Nielsen Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good … Continue reading →

Two women were sitting together, quietly.   Hippo Eats Dwarf…

My Dear Wife: You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value youas a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I … Continue reading →

A recent survey in the  United Kingdom asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? Answer: 18% said: YES 82% said: معهد الأمن العالمي بوا! شنط   BRITISH SURVEY…

It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they … Continue reading →

A maverick mayor elected after promising to slash council spending, clear the streets of yobs and ditch politically correct services is the torchbearer for how towns should be run.  On his first morning as Mayor of Doncaster in South Yorkshire … Continue reading →