Monthly Archives: February 2007

Words  with two Meanings……..

1.  THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female……  Any part under a car’s bonnet. Male…..  The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2.  VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female….  Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male….  Playing cricket without a box. 3.  COMMUNICATION … Continue reading

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Is this for real??????????????????

Quotes from US football:………..and Net ball.   Subject: You 3 forwards hunt in pairs ..1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. … Continue reading

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Bits & Bobs……….

Frank Sinatra singing a classic.   Turn on your sound.http://www.animatronics.org/strangers/strangers.htm       this is a good ad… click this Corvettes Don’t Get Girls     this is a good song… click this http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~thoffman/videos/mansong.swf     Click here: Chinese Food Song  … Continue reading

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French Anti-Tank Missile……….

You will not believe this!! Click on link below……… http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9731d_4407

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An oldie, but a goodie!!!!

A store that  sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose  a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the  store operates: You may visit this store … Continue reading

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Listen to Comedians!!!!!

Loads of audio clips form REAL Comedians!!!!   Click on  http://www.mp3gags.com  

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DREAMS?!?! Me & James H Reeve live on air on Key 103

I play the part of Dr.Warwick Hunt, from University of Walsall.  James H is his usual dry, laconic self.  Have a listen……..         http://trouser.hypermart.net/jhr/media/JHR_Dream_01_2006-04-02.mp3

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Comedy Club this Wednesday 28th February 2007

Visit my comedy club this Wednesday and the last Wednesday in every month!!  The Old Glove Works, George St, Glossop.  Tel: 01457 858432.  Master of Ceremonies is James H Reeve.  This week our comedians are AUSTIN KNIGHT, Mike Wilkinson & … Continue reading

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Lord of the logistics………

Wheres the Health & Safety At Work Act 1974 now then?????   http://www.aistigave.hit.bg/Logistics/

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Play CATCH 33…….

Nice game, but requires utmost skill!!   http://flash.abunawaf.com/2005/12/game33.swf

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