Monthly Archives: June 2009

A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it’s filled to the brim with £10 notes. He guesses there must bemore than ten thousand quid in it. He approaches the bartender and … Continue reading →

(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes … Continue reading →

HELLO and welcome to the Weekly Mash, the shark full of cocaine from the Daily Mash, Britain’s leading satire website and joyful daytime drinker. Iran – or Persia, as we call it – is a land of fascinations. On the … Continue reading →

Who writes best about sex? Women certainly are passionate enough to create raunchy erotica, even if they are impeded by biased cultural expectations. Women think that the Kama Sutra is an Indian takeaway. We are just not fluent in body … Continue reading →

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced by … Continue reading →

  Outside Bristol Zoo is the car park, with spaces for 150 cars and 8 coaches. It has been manned 6 days a week for 23 years by the same charming and very polite car park attendant with the ticket … Continue reading →

After going through a virus attack, Losing a hard drive, Fighting off hackers, Upgrading all my software, Installing fire-walls,Being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, And a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer…And NOW it … Continue reading →

You  Type…She speaks…technology has far  surpassed me!!! This is amazing.  Try it and  see!!Turn up the volume.She will  say anything you type. I sure don’t know how they do this!  When  you move the mouse around, her  eyes follow  the … Continue reading →

An 80-year-old Scotsman goes to the doctor for a check-up.The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, ‘How do you stay in such great physical condition?’I’m Scottish and I am a golfer,’ says the … Continue reading →