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Monthly Archives: November 2006
Chestnuts………….
So Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T’PAU! I said "Don’t you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I’ve got china in my hand." You invented Tipp Ex, correct … Continue reading
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No Dancing………
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks, "We realize it’s tradition in Islam for men to dance … Continue reading
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Gym’ll fix it……….
I am currently implementing a rigorous keep fit regime. The wife (or Shrek in a frock, as I lovingly refer to her) is none too happy about it at all. I must admit though, last week, I did go out … Continue reading
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Two proposals that are worth considering………
New Gas Plan….Blair wants us to cut the amount of fuel we use. Thebest way to stop using so much fuel is to deport 11 million illegalimmigrants!That would be 11 million less people using our fuel. The price of fuelwould … Continue reading
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Yet another new game site!!
Just click >>>> http://on-linegames.com/
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Welcome to vNES!!!!!
The virtual Nintendo Entertainment Centre with over 525 games!!!!! http://www.thatsanderskid.com/virtualnes/ Brill!!
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Chavvy?
A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. "How many children?" asks the civil servant. "10" replies the girl. "10???" says the civil servant. "What are their names?" "Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, … Continue reading
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Richard Branson has offered to sponsor the England Rugby Team.
However, the RFU declined saying "how can we have Virgin on the shirts when we get screwed every week ?"
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That’s Lifebouy………
Then there was the geezer who was stopped and breathalysed by the police. The test proved positive. He was indeed over the limit. The efficient copper sez "Anything you say will be taken down and used in evidence" The fella … Continue reading
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