Monthly Archives: September 2009

Another Blonde Joke…

A blonde school teacher notices a little fat boy in the field standing all alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.‘You ok?’ she says.‘Yes.’ he … Continue reading

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Jokes Jim, but not as we know them….

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed tothe Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said,‘I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.’‘Me neither doc,’ said the husband.‘But she’s a great cook and really good with … Continue reading

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Drop in suicide bombings…

Since singer Susan Boyle has been on TV, there’s been a marked drop in suicide bombings. Apparently, a lot of the terrorists didn’t realise what a virgin looks like. http://www.comedianuk.com

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Taxi Driver…

A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a cab in New York City .It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings."Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?""They’r e waiting for their … Continue reading

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Socrates…..

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear, or are about to repeat a rumor. In ancient Greece (469 – 399 BC) Socrates waswidely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon anacquaintance who ran … Continue reading

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FOR SALE: Australian Manufactured Cabinet…

DISPLAY CABINET: one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. Features:– Fine timber details – 4 leadlight options – 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) – Adjustable shelves are extra deep to … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts For A Friday….

RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR A FRIDAY Is it just me, or are 80% of the faces in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook, people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? You never know … Continue reading

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