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The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up. It was Little Johnny’s turn. Johnny said, “I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, and buy her a … Continue reading
Happy New Year 2011..
Happy New Year 2011! Or not, as the case may be. The police came to my door on New Year’s Eve, holding a picture of the missus. “Is this your wife sir?” said the officer. “Yes it is” I replied. … Continue reading
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Merry Winterval…
Yes folks, it’s THAT time of year again! The month of December is when we drag a dead tree into our living room and eat chocolate out of an old sock! If it’s Christmas, get a turkey. If it’s raining … Continue reading
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Blonde Joke..
A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the barman, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The … Continue reading
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Irish Joke…
Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, ‘I gonna do that when I win lottery’. ‘What’s dat, says his mate. ‘Send me lawn away … Continue reading
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A ‘Typical Bloke’…
A ‘typical’ bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a holiday. He booked himself on a cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He found himself on an … Continue reading
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Jewish Joke…
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out She went … Continue reading
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Two Sides To Every Story…
Two female co-workers are having a conversation at work. Woman 1: Did you have good sex last night? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… my husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes, got on top of me, … Continue reading
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New Shop Joke…
Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop… As yet, the shop wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, “I bet any minute now some pensioner is going … Continue reading
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The future of nursery rhymes?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. ———————————————————— It’s Raining, It’s Pouring. Oh S ** t, it’s Global Warming. ———————————————————– … Continue reading
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