Monthly Archives: April 2009

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, ‘ I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week. ‘ The florist was … Continue reading →

A guy in the office has just come back from Mexico & was asked to phone the NHS Direct phone line, but all he got was crackling.   http://www.comedianuk.com

A tramp goes into a hardware shop and asks for a bottle of turps. "I’m not selling you that" says the owner. "All you do is sit outside, get drunk and be sick all over my step" "How dare you!" … Continue reading →

Q. WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ALAN SHEARER AND NEWCASTLE UNITED?   A. SHEARER WILL BE ON MATCH OF THE DAY NEXT SEASON !!!   http://www.comedianuk.com

Aaaargh! Budget Day! The Credit-Slump-Crunch- Downturn Gubbins continues! How should Chancellor Alistair Darling address this global catastrophe? The world economy is entering a major economic downturn, which is most probably the most dangerous to manifest itself to stable financial markets … Continue reading →

      Here’s one to keep available so that you can listen to your favorite music all the time. Just click on a year and listen to your favorite songs. The MuSiC RooM 40’s JuKeBoX 1955 JuKeBoX 1956 JuKeBoX … Continue reading →

There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.  – Peter Drucker You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.  – John J. Plomp All human … Continue reading →

If Aliens looked down from their spaceship and witnessed humans picking up dog excrement, then who would they think are the dominant species?   http://www.comedianuk.com  

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