Monthly Archives: May 2009

  12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Examshttp://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf

VACANCY FOR WELDERNEEDED TO PUT TOP BACK ON BUSAPPLY MUFC OLD TRAFFORD.   http://www.comedianuk.com

(this is really cool !!!!!!) Talk about stopping traffic. The spontaneous reaction of the subway customers is especially interesting. This commercial was shot at the Liverpool Street Subway Station in London (Jan 15, 09). Only the dancers knew what was … Continue reading →

A man seeking to join the London Met’s Firearms Department, is beinginterviewed.The Chief Constable doing the interview says: "Your qualifications lookgood, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must takebefore you can be accepted." Then, sliding a loaded … Continue reading →

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After awhile, one guy looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.’The other guy responds proudly, ‘Yes, that … Continue reading →

1. Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.    Grantland Rice2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players … Continue reading →

As you were advised through earlier Department advisory letter there is a distinct possibilityof an outbreak and epidemic of Swine Flu in this country. To facilitate identification and in order that you may be on the alert for indications that … Continue reading →

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.On impulse, I told her that no, I … Continue reading →

How many women with PMS does it take to change a lightbulb?   Woman’sAnswer: One!ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because  no one else in this f’n house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know … Continue reading →

A little girl’s prayer to GOD :   Dear God, in this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy’s computer…… Amen !!!