Monthly Archives: October 2023

Unexpected item in the bagging area. Don’t ask meow…

Even though my grandfather sadly passed away over a month ago, I still have him in my contacts.  Primarily because it was blowing a gale when we scattered his ashes. It was all very sad when grandad had to go … Continue reading

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The night variety died, they held my act for questioning…

Have you noticed that all the leaves are falling from the trees? What is going on? Could it be that Putin is up to summat?  Maybe it is the effect of a black hole deep in space that is imploding … Continue reading

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The Moon Belongs To Everyone…

Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Nowadays, we scroll through books on tablets! Who’d a thowt it! Five Top Tips for Blokes:  14 Fascinating Facts: Barmy Albert was driving down the street in a sweat because … Continue reading

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The HS2 Route….

I’m often told that sixty is the new forty. Primarily, that’s why I’m on a speed awareness course next Wednesday.   It all appertained to when I got pulled over by the police last month.  He said, “Sir, are you aware … Continue reading

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The relationship failure….

Men.  Listen up!  If the relationship fails, don’t just blame your spouse.  It takes two people to mess up your partnership.  Blame her and her mother! The missus asked me to take her to see ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ and … Continue reading

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