Monthly Archives: August 2008

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces … Continue reading →

In court, the haulage company’s hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus who was in the process of claiming compensation. ‘Didn’t you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine?’ asked the solicitor.Seamus responded: ‘Well, I’ll tell you … Continue reading →

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes… when you cry… no one sees your tears. Sometimes… when you are in pain. no one sees your hurt. Sometimes. when you are worried.. no one sees your stress Sometimes. … Continue reading →

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Operator: 999, What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown           house on the corner. Operator:  Do you have an address?Caller: No, I have on a white blouse and denim skirt, why? ==================================================================================================================== Operator:999, … Continue reading →

    BRITISH CHILDREN TOO UGLY, SAYS GLITTER GLAM rock Feedopile Gary Glitter has refused to return to the United Kingdom, insisting British children are far too fat and ugly. Should Gary Glitter be forced to live in a balloon? … Continue reading →

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.(c) … Continue reading →

Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side ‘WhenI married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home  was take off my trousers,’ he said. ‘I gave them to your mother … Continue reading →

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year-old son in the flat was to send him out on the verandah with an ice lolly and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. … Continue reading →

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golfballs and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.  The puzzled blondekept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he … Continue reading →