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Monthly Archives: September 2005
Perks of the job!
In the local chemist, a geezer asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The lady at the counter said that she herself was the pharmacist, and that she and her sister owned the shop, so there were no male employees. … Continue reading
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The French Paratrooper……….
A gag that meets the criteria of ‘semi-jolly’ ranking Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special training.After the first day they met up in the bar.."Ah, Pierre," asks one, " ‘ow ‘av you been doing?""Merde!" … Continue reading
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The Last Farewell………..
My old mate Terry Cundall sadly passed away last week. If you didn’t know him personally, you probably would have recognised him off the telly. He was often featured in Corrie, Emmerdale and scores of other popular shows. I … Continue reading
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Chestnut.
At school one day, the teacher is asking the children what theirparents job is. "My dad’s a policeman miss"! says Albert. "That’s nice" says the teacher. "My dad’s a teacher like you miss"! says Jason. "Very good"! says the teacher. She … Continue reading
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Welcome…….
A South American Scientist, from Argentina,after a lengthy study, has discovered thatpeople with not enough sexual activities readtheir e-mails with their hand on the mouse.. Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late….
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We live in strange times………….
We live in strange times. Consider the following facts. The most talented rapper is a white fella, the top golfer is a black guy, France is accusing the Yanks of arrogance and Germany doesn’t want to go to war! Volte-face … Continue reading
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The Long Bad August Bank Holiday Monday……..
29th.August 2005. Another bank holiday weekend! ‘The Missus wanted a trip out, (I call her "Viking", because she has a face like a Norse!) and on that basis we proceeded to the Mottram Horse and Dog show. What a brilliant … Continue reading
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Gag of the week?
A Somali arrives in Bradford as a new immigrant to the United Kingdom.He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Britain for letting me in this country!" But the passer-by says "You are … Continue reading
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What is going on?
Have you noticed that all the leaves are falling from the trees? What is going on? Could it be that the Russians are up to summat, might it be linked to nuclear waste that is being accumulated in Korea, … Continue reading
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Some things are totally beyond belief
In retrospect, I’m beginning to think that it’s probably not a good concept to allow an eight year-old child work in a turkey de-beaking plant. The poor kid gets home far too late and it interferes with my severe gambling … Continue reading
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