Monthly Archives: February 2008

An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the richter scale hit Wythenshawe last Wednesday morning.The epicentre was Benchill. Casualties were seen wandering around aimlessly saying "bang out of order!" "mental" "sorted". The earthquake decimated the area causing in excess of £17.55 worth … Continue reading →

Parking ones car in any town centre has been for many a leap year, a most laborious affair. Traffic wardens and police are the bane of our society and are merely instruments of an unscrupulous government to accrue indirect taxation … Continue reading →

COMA patients should not be signed off sick as they can perform light tasks such as draught exclusion, the health minister Alan Johnson has announced. Doctors love whisky People in a persistent vegetative state could work as speed bumps or … Continue reading →

Every 14th of February, we males get the opportunity to display our fondness and commitment for the missus, by showering her with gifts, stuff like garage forecourt flowers, chippy dinner, theatre shows, a bottle of Hirondelle and any other manner … Continue reading →

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.  Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through … Continue reading →

Wouldn’t it be nice, if this caught on, all over the country…? ‘GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO ENGLAND ‘‘Press   1    if you speak English.’ ‘Press   2    to disconnect until you can’ If you agree…… pass it on! http://www.comedian.ws

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from … Continue reading →

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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.   Looking up to heaven he said, ‘Lord take pity on me.   If you find me a parking place I … Continue reading →