Monthly Archives: October 2012

 It’s a shame that everyone is bad mouthing Jimmy Savile. When I was nine, he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded… As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from … Continue reading →

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Austin Knight | Leave a comment

The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up. It was Little Johnny’s turn. Johnny said, “I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, and buy her a … Continue reading →

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Austin Knight | Leave a comment

  Yesterday morning, in Manchester city centre, I saw a homeless fella sleeping inside a big cardboard box outside Piccadilly station.  Not wishing to disturb his slumber, I crept over and carefully placed a large Starbucks coffee cup on top … Continue reading →

Posted on October 23, 2012 by Austin Knight | Leave a comment