Monthly Archives: April 2008

Suicide JumperIf you have a weak stomach, then don’t click on the link below.It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the … Continue reading →

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about cockroach eggs in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub … Continue reading →

Its just a matter of time!! Ordering a Pizza in 2010 Want to see how to order a Pizza in 2010? Click the link and see. Turn up the volume. Listen closely and watch the screen and pointer carefully. You … Continue reading →

My 11-year-old daughter Susannah has acquired two goldfish. I asked her what she was going to call them. She sez “I’m going to call them ‘one’ and ‘two.” I asked her why she was christening the goldfish with those particularly … Continue reading →

Chances are you’ve seen John Stossel getting smacked by a wrestler — but like the "Mona Lisa," the beauty of that piece of art never seems to fade. Stack up a bunch of classic TV-reporter bungles and it’s as refreshing … Continue reading →

Women think they already know everything, but wait…training courses are now available for women on the following subjects: 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits 3. Parties: Going … Continue reading →

    INGREDIENTS Ready Made Crumble Mix 1 German Prune (well passed its sell by date) 4 French Lemons 3 African Melons 1 Spanish Plumb 2 Brazilian Nuts 2 English Gooseberries, if you have them lying around (please note! These … Continue reading →

ARSENAL F.C. End of Season Dinner Dance Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager’s Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day – … Continue reading →

Tech support:   What kind of computer do you have?Female customer:    A white one…   =================================Customer:   Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette  out.Tech support:   Have you tried pushing the Button?Customer:  Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.Tech  support:  That doesn’t sound … Continue reading →