Monthly Archives: September 2011

The missus fetched me breakfast in bed early this morning. “Many happy returns!” She announced. Somewhat perplexed, I replied, “It ain’t my birthday.” “I know,” she screamed, nonchalantly pouring a cafetiere of boiling hot coffee into my lap, “It’s mine, … Continue reading →

The missus sez “You only want to give me one when you’re pissed.” I replied, “That’s not true, sometimes I fancy a Kebab”….. Crimewatch Latest: Police are hunting the ‘Knitting Needle Nutter’ who has stabbed six people in the last … Continue reading →