Monthly Archives: December 2008

Happy 2009 Innit!

Happy 2009!! Its time to get out of the rut and start a new rut! Check out my new year resolutions and do a comparable. Always remember that a New Year resolution is something that goes in one year and … Continue reading

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Yet Another Christmas Recipe…..

JOSE CUERVO CHRISTMAS COOKIES Ingredients Needed: 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 (750 ml) bottle Jose Cuervo or … Continue reading

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Weeweechu??

It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.""Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!" said Rosita."Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and me do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time," … Continue reading

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Sock & Awe!!

SOCK & AWE!!!   Hit George Bush With A Muslims Boot!!  

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More Christmas Stuff Innit!

The sprog Susannah decided that this would be the perfect time to compile her Christmas wish list. To say that children are more sophisticated and advanced these days would be an understatement, because she composed her list as a PowerPoint presentation … Continue reading

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Santa’s Jigsaw..

SANTA’S JIGSAW…..    XMAS SELECTION BOX

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Christmas Turkey……..

Here is a turkey recipe that includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing – imagine that! When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who are just never sure how to tell when … Continue reading

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Old Joke…….

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man,‘You appear to be in good healthDo you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’‘In fact, I do,’ said the old man ‘After I have sex with … Continue reading

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Christmas Gift Idea………

Dear friends, and fellow jokey- bloggers, It’s always somewhat embarrassing to admit, (Credit Crunch & all that gubbins) that Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your … Continue reading

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The marriage……..

  A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, ‘But we don’t know anything about each other.’ He said, ‘That’s all right, we’ll learn about each other as we go … Continue reading

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