Monthly Archives: January 2011

Happy 2011 folks! Everyone’s trying to lose weight! Over the festered season, I have developed flabby thighs, but I am lucky because my stomach covers them. Some friends in my local pub, ‘The Pit Bull & Stanley Knife’ have joined … Continue reading →

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been … Continue reading →

Sir Alex Ferguson is planning to rest his star performer Howard Webb to prevent ‘a needless injury’ after his tireless work in yesterday’s FA Cup victory over Liverpool. Webb awarded his own side a penalty, but he stood aside to … Continue reading →

Howard Webbs children have today categorically denied that their father is biased towards Manchester United and utterly refute any such scurrillous allegations. Webbs children, Bobby, Giggsy, Wayne and Dimitar all said that he is hurt by these totally unfounded allegations.