Monthly Archives: October 2005

Keep it brief…. no matter how long it takes.

Posted on October 18, 2005 by Austin Knight

    Because it is ‘that’ time of year and we are all about to enter the brief barbeque season, I reckoned it might be fortuitous to outline the official rules of play. Tempestuous rain, (in monsoon proportions) has for … Continue reading →

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Far Pavilions………

Posted on October 10, 2005 by Austin Knight

          One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. Or not, as the case may be. The wife gazed into the bedroom mirror and says to me. “I look horrible. I’m fat, my … Continue reading →

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If I could give you one tip for the fuschia…….

Posted on October 5, 2005 by Austin Knight

DON’T waste money on top of the range, state of the art ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "change tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead of the … Continue reading →

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In retrospect……….

Posted on October 5, 2005 by Austin Knight

In retrospect, I’m beginning to think that it’s probably not a good concept to allow an eight year-old child work in a turkey de-beaking plant. The poor kid gets home far too late and it interferes with my severe gambling … Continue reading →

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