Monthly Archives: October 2007

1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it anymore.3. it’s the dog mess that … Continue reading →

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not whine, nag or bitch……..  But this was a long time ago….. and it was just ONE day.   The End   http://www.comedian.ws

To participate is very easy, just study the photo below then correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to theInternational Olympic Committee:1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?2. Which ones are male twins?3. Which ones are the female twins?4. … Continue reading →

I was depressed last night, so I called The Samaritans. Got put through a call centre in Pakistan. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane????   http://www.comedian.ws

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!  He went home and … Continue reading →

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.This is when … Continue reading →

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost £499 or £599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining … Continue reading →

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life…(Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2 I must admit, you brought religion into my life…(Inside card) – I never … Continue reading →

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you … Continue reading →

The Samaritans number in New Zealand has been busier than normal. The number? 0800 101010 of course … won nothing, won nothing, won nothing By the way, the New Zealand government has decided to change the name of the All … Continue reading →