Monthly Archives: July 2007

Try The IDIOT test!!!

Just click on>>>>>    http://www.socialnetwork101.com/games/idiot/theidiottest.html   To ascertain if you are are BOZO!!    

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Stoopid boy………….

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer,"This is the stoopidest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a £2 coin in one hand and two fifty-pence … Continue reading

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More Floods by James H Reeve…………

Doctor Foster went to Gloucester In a shower of rain. He stepped in a puddle, Right up to his middle, And said, "Why hasn’t the f*~king Environment Agency put the necessary measures in place?"   Austin Knight  

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Listen to LIVE Comedians!!!

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The Floods…………..

A geezer from Gloucester phoned the emergency services and sez " Me house is flooded and I’m trapped and need help"     The operator replied "Don’t worry sir, we have a helicopter in the area and we’ll get you airlifted to … Continue reading

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Another day, another dog…….

A Three-legged dog walked into a Texas saloon bar in da wild west.   He sez "I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw" 

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An observation……..

Through the years I’ve noticed that conscience gets a lot of credit that really belongs to cold feet.     http://www.Comedian.ws  

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A sad but true story………..

Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-throughlingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price,the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item,pays the £150 and takes thelingerie … Continue reading

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How to……….

Q)  How do you make holy water?    A)  You boil the hell out of it.

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My Incredible Journey………..

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.   When I  was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. … Continue reading

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