Monthly Archives: January 2007

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.Here are some examples:FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, … Continue reading →

A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going  by.      He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank "          Passenger: "Who?"          Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He’s a … Continue reading →

Gets her comeuppance LIVE ON AIR!!!  Click on link below and listen to this.  It all seems to happen at work dunnit?       http://www.break.com/index/girl_dumped_live_on_the_radio.html   http://www.comedian.ws          

I don’t normally distribute these things but this is a worthwhile "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Tesco customers. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you. Here’s how the scam works: Two … Continue reading →

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out hisstethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. Aftera moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and … Continue reading →

A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired. A will is a dead giveaway. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes. A … Continue reading →

  Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals. One of them looks at the other one’s tallywacker and notices there’s a Nicorette patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you’re supposed to put … Continue reading →

A family is at the dinner table.   The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"   The father, surprised, answers : "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts.In her 20s, a woman’s breasts … Continue reading →

After receiving the papal blessing, the Nescafé official whispers, "Your eminence, we have an offer for you. Nescafé is prepared to donate £100 million to the church if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily … Continue reading →

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.  These are REAL notes written by PARENTS in a Alabama school district. (Spellings have been left intact.)  Most of them are funny, but some are just sad.   1– … Continue reading →