Monthly Archives: November 2008

One Friday afternoon, two secretaries are having a chat in the office."Veronica, I just don’t know what to do," Danielle says to her friend. "That good-looking Bill in Accounts has asked me out on a date tomorrow. Do you think … Continue reading →

One fine morning back in old Dodge City, Chester the deputy woke up with a huge erection. Not knowing what to do, he yelled, "Marshal Dillon! Marshal Dillon! I woke up with a hard on and don’t know what to … Continue reading →

 Thought for today: If God didn`t want us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of food ?   http://www.comedian.ws

A Vicar walks up to hotel  reception to check in and after signing the register: Vicar: : "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled!" Receptionist; "No, it’s normal porn like everyone else’s, you pervert!"   http://www.comedian.ws

  1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the … Continue reading →

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Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven your enemies?’90% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small old lady. ‘Mrs. Scroggins?’; ‘Are you … Continue reading →

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."Hardy: "Aye, aye sir."Nelson: "Hold on, that’s not what I dictated to the signal officer. What’sthe meaning of this?"Hardy: "Sorry sir?"Nelson (reading aloud): "’England expects every person to do his duty,regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, … Continue reading →