Monthly Archives: May 2011

The missus (or Shrek in a frock as I lovingly refer to her) came out of the bathroom after her shower, stark naked and waddled into the bedroom. She sez to me “Darling, would you kindly shut the curtains, I … Continue reading →

The missus (or Jurassic Park in knickers, as I lovingly refer to her) asked me if I would go to the local Co-op. She gave me strict instructions. She said, “Could you go and get one litre of milk, and … Continue reading →