Monthly Archives: March 2007

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in … Continue reading →

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, "Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing.  I hope you can forgive me."   His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days are long … Continue reading →

The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire … Continue reading →

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man … Continue reading →

Here’s a great country song….. click below It’s hard to kiss the lips that been chewing you out all day   Here’s a great sketch …….. My Big Deck 

BIG QUIZ (LBC) Gary King: Name the funny men who once entertained kings and queens at court. Contestant: Lepers. QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We’re looking for an occupation beginning with ‘T’. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it’s ‘T’. ‘T’ for Tommy. … Continue reading →

1. OPENING JARS – She’s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn’t. Jars are men’swork. 2. CALLING SOMEONE ‘SON’ – Especially policeman but even saying it to kids … Continue reading →

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Tony Blair called John Prescott into his office one day and  said,‘ John I have a great idea!We are going to go all out to win back Middle England’ ‘Great idea Tony how will we go about it?’ said Prescott … Continue reading →