Monthly Archives: May 2006

  I’ve been helping my old mate Art Garfunkel update and modernise his antiquated kitchenette.  The wooden floor had dry rot, so we decided to rip it all out and replace it with a concrete floor.  We were shovelling all … Continue reading →

You’ve come to the annoying realisation that your parents were right aboutalmost everything. The check-out girl volunteers to help load groceries into your car-in the "8 items or less" lane. You’ve stopped supporting your children, and started supporting yourparents. You’ve … Continue reading →

Bloke goes to the doctor’s and says, "Doctor, I’m having trouble with my hearing."   Doctor says, "Can you describe the symptoms?"   Bloke says, "Well, it’s a cartoon series on the telly."             Here … Continue reading →

Two dogs were walking down the street. One dog sez to the other, "Wait here a minute, I’ll be right back." He walks across the street and sniffs a lampost for about a few seconds, then walks back across the street. … Continue reading →

Ole vas vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidentally cutoff all ten of his finkers.   He vent to da emergency room in the Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Ole … Continue reading →

Due to the nature of the quality of driving in England the Department of Transport has now devised a new scheme in order to identify poor drivers and give good drivers the opportunity to recognise them whilst driving.   For this … Continue reading →

  DINING OUT:   When  decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine.   2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand.   ENTERTAINING … Continue reading →

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for  nearly  a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was … Continue reading →