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Monthly Archives: January 2010
Dads are more honest!
"Mum? I’ve got a question. The guys at school are using words I don’t understand." "What words, dear?" "Pussy and Bitch." Mum inhaled sharply, but then said: "Oh, that’s easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A … Continue reading
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Woman goes to the doctor…
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . . Doctor: "What happened?"Woman:" Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husbandcomes home drunk he beats me to a pulp…." Doctor:"I have a real … Continue reading
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U.N Survey….
A worldwide telephone survey conducted by the U.N. last month was a complete flop. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey … Continue reading
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When you purchase a bike, make sure the colour of bike seat is taken into consideration!
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Talk about ICY roads!!!
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Breaking News…
The missus is a stunner (she works down the abattoir) and I was absolutely flabbergasted when she curtly informed me this week that wants to end our relationship. Why? Because she reckons that I love football more than I love … Continue reading
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Happy New 2010…
Begin the New Year on the right foot, and start 2010 correctly! Don’t forget to say those all-important, three little words to the missus. "I’m off out." See you in the fracture clinic at Tameside General. Apparently, the most … Continue reading
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