Category Archives: The Lighter Side Of Life with Austin Knight

The Good Answers….

Posted on October 7, 2014 by Austin Knight

                                Peppa Pig Jigsaw For Sale…. STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM I would have given him 100% for his wit!!! Q1. In which … Continue reading →

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Manchester City ‘to paint Moon blue’…………

Posted on October 6, 2008 by Austin Knight

Manchester City owner Dr Suliaman Al Fahim has today announced an ambitious scheme to paint the Moon in the colours of his new football club. At a press conference this afternoon, the billionaire front man for the Abu Dhabi United … Continue reading →

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You know it’s a sign of being over 40 when……..

Posted on October 6, 2008 by Austin Knight

1. You leavethe  pubs before the last orders "beat the rush". *(worst still you don’t go to the pub)2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before. 3. You stop dreaming … Continue reading →

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Editorial for Thursday Oct 9th 2008

Posted on October 6, 2008 by Austin Knight

Credit Crunch Tip No 342:  With the price of petrol at an all time high, we must save precious fuel.  I hereby advise that you should put a brick in your petrol tank forthwith.  Problem sorted!    Chancellor Alistair Darling.  Listen Up! … Continue reading →

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