Monthly Archives: April 2007

Bangkok or bust??????

After great sex his Thai girlfriend lay there  stroking his now shrinking tallywacker and he says " do you want more"  ?  " no", she replies, " I`m  just admiring your  willy.  I really, really  miss mine " !.     http://www.Comedian.ws     Continue reading

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Male Sensitivity Test…………….

 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred                     to as:                     A. Lovemaking.                     B. Fancy a Donald?                     C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.                     2. You should make love to a woman for … Continue reading

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Quotes of the day………….

In heaven all the interesting people are missing.  – Friedrich Nietzsche The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.  – Albert Einstein A gentleman is a man who can … Continue reading

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At The Comedy Club Last Night………….

I pulled an older woman.   she was a right sort for 57, we drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked if I’d ever had the sportsman’s double, a mother and daughter 3 some?   I … Continue reading

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The Ring………………

An older, white haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his … Continue reading

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FUNNY SKETCH Click on link below……………

http://www.jokeroo.com/ecards/funnymovies/davechappellequitweed.html    

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Chestnut…………

The priest in a small Irish village loved his chickens so much that he kept in the coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He … Continue reading

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The Milkman Cometh………..

One Monday morning the Milkman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out … Continue reading

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You couldn’t make it up….

A young man shopping in a supermarket Noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, And she turned to him and said, … Continue reading

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Check out this CRAZEEE chimp!!!!!!!!

Just click on>>>>>>>>>>>  http://www.metacafe.com/watch/514007/video/

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