Monthly Archives: September 2006

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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table.  Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she … Continue reading →

IF THE EARTH’S POPULATION TOTALLED JUST 100 PEOPLE, there would be:57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere (both north andsouth), and 8 Africans. 52 would be female; 48 would be male 70 would be non-white; 30 would be … Continue reading →

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her weddingnight and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, andsaid:"Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said: … Continue reading →

Doctors in the UK have invented a breast implant that contain a built in iPod and mp3 player.The reason for this is because women are constantly accusing men of looking at their breast’s and never listening to them.     Click BeLoW … Continue reading →

After gazing through the want-ads in my local newspaper, I noticed an ad which read, "Persian Cat. Free to Good Home." I called the woman who placed the ad. She started bragging on the bloodline, pedigreevirtues, training, etc., etc. I interrupted … Continue reading →

If you put your wife/girlfriend/mistress’s mobile phone number in here, then it will track the exact location and inform you of their whereabouts.   Incredible technology!   http://www.celtascortos.org/moviles/index2.htm      CLICK BELOW FOR SCOUSE KEYBOARD………..        

"Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.""Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?""Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your  parrot died."My parrot? Dead? The … Continue reading →

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up  every two hours?   If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?   Why do we press harder on a … Continue reading →

Bill Dances Fishing Bloopers……   http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=2544