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Monthly Archives: May 2006
FREE tickets!!!!
I’ve been offered 3 tickets for the England v. Paraguay game on 10th June. Annoyingly I can’t make it. The tickets are in Row 1 of Block 12 – CLICK BELOW for seating position. Let me know asap if anyone … Continue reading
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Kidz…………
We encouraged our 16-year-old daughter to find a job to help pay for her college education. One day she came home with five applications, and later that evening we read them. Under "Previous Employment," she listed "Baby-sitting." Under "Reason … Continue reading
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Paul McCartney Live on stage!……….
On the 2nd Leg of a world tour………….
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely,
so I thought I’d get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you’re calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, … Continue reading
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Hmmmmm…….. You maintain that it was an ostrich?
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What’s yours?" "I’ll have the same," says the ostrich. A … Continue reading
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Find out what YOUR name is in RUSSIAN!!
Just ClIcKeTy – ClIcK on>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.callme.nm.ru/ and bung it in!!
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Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat
because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest … Continue reading
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I was going out with a Siamese twin…….
But she finished with me because she found out that I was seeing her sister behind her back……………..
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THAT menu in full…….
ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager’s Beef (not rare) Catch of … Continue reading
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