Monthly Archives: November 2006

Over many years in showbiz, I have had the good fortune to work with many icons and luminaries  of the silver screen.  I fondly recollect working with the great Shakespearian actor, Warwick Hunt. He truly suffered for his art. After many successful years playing … Continue reading →

I was driving down the street in a bit of a panic, because I had an important meeting to attend, and couldn’t find a parking space anywhere.   Looking up to heaven I said, "Lord, if you find me a parking spot, … Continue reading →

When he discovered that he was going to cop for a big fortune when his terminally illfather kicked the bucket, Dastardly Denis decided he needed a voluptuous woman to enjoy his good luck with. So on a lovely summer evening he went to … Continue reading →

Some friends in my local pub ‘The Pit Bull & Stanley Knife’ had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a chocolate bar. "What are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how … Continue reading →

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if he want fries with … Continue reading →

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of hisfamily who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!"The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"The father paused, smiled, … Continue reading →

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The Referee booked Jan Venegoor of Hesselink for a foul. When he told him his name he sent him off for time-wasting.