Monthly Archives: March 2007

2 very funny links……………

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

Parody created by Columbia Business School students  click this ….. Every Breath You Take   this is good ….  What Guys Really Think  

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Masculine or feminine?

Posted on March 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

A French teacher was explaining to her College classthat in French,unlike English, nouns are designated aseither masculine or feminine. House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine-"le crayon."A student asked, "What gender is ‘computer’?"Instead of giving the answer, the teacher … Continue reading →

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Editorial for Thursday March 22nd 2007

Posted on March 19, 2007 by Austin Knight

An outstanding moment on Dame Edna last Saturday night.    Sir Les Patterson was ‘interviewing’ a largely bemused Shilpa Shetty, and steered the conversation to her eponymous perfume merchandise. As she extolled its virtues he began wafting his jacket about and … Continue reading →

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The schoolboy question………….

Posted on March 16, 2007 by Austin Knight

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what’s your problem?" Harry answered, "I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than … Continue reading →

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You know you’re a CHAV when…………….

Posted on March 13, 2007 by Austin Knight

You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a flyswatter. Your property has been mistaken for a recycling center. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. You burn your yard rather than mow it. You … Continue reading →

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Editorial…………….

Posted on March 13, 2007 by Austin Knight

My willowy blonde friend Elaine told me a true story last week about a pal of hers who purchased a rottweiller puppy that had apparently been rejected by its mother. The princely sum of £450 exchanged hands and the deal … Continue reading →

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Any old irony……………

Posted on March 13, 2007 by Austin Knight

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I … Continue reading →

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Another original joke by James H Reeve……………

Posted on March 11, 2007 by Austin Knight

In  a spectacular dawn raid the police swooped on the home of Manchester City centre forward Georgios Samaras and asked him if he could verify his whereabouts for the previous Saturday afternoon between the hours of 3 and 5 pm.  … Continue reading →

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A Sweet Relationship?

Posted on March 9, 2007 by Austin Knight

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman’s Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she … Continue reading →

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The blonde & The Best Friend…………..

Posted on March 8, 2007 by Austin Knight

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?" "Objection!" said the defence attorney. "Irrelevant!" "Oh, that’s okay," said the blonde … Continue reading →

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