Monthly Archives: October 2007

Brokeback Passage……………..

Posted on October 21, 2007 by Austin Knight

This young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of being the greatest gunfighter in his day. … Continue reading →

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Barmy Albert is at it again!!

Posted on October 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  My next door neighbour Barmy Albert discovered this when he had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.’  He stormed in … Continue reading →

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THE LOVE STORY OF RALPH & EDNA………….

Posted on October 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day…while they were walking past the hospital swimming … Continue reading →

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The way HE saw it………..

Posted on October 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to The door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the Lady “Do you have a vagina”. She slams the … Continue reading →

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The way I see it………………

Posted on October 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

O.K. Honeybunch!We’re here!You can come out now.   http://www.comedian.ws

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Are you sitting comfortably? Then we’ll begin……………………..

Posted on October 20, 2007 by Austin Knight

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little: Once upon a time~~~~~~in a land far away,a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issueson the … Continue reading →

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fancy dress anyone?

Posted on October 19, 2007 by Austin Knight

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to … Continue reading →

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All Blacks………….

Posted on October 19, 2007 by Austin Knight

Q: What do you call a New Zealander at the RWC final? A: Referee. Q: How do you get a champagne cork back into the bottle? A: Ask any All Black Supporter Q. What do you call 30 guys sitting … Continue reading →

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austin knight 18-10-07 article

Posted on October 18, 2007 by Austin Knight

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consider me this……….

Posted on October 17, 2007 by Austin Knight

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at thefront door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.   http://www.comedian.ws

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