Monthly Archives: November 2007

A Timely Tale…………

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after careful … Continue reading

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is it yerself???

Father O’Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.  He then noticed there … Continue reading

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Caveat Emptor!!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer.’ The drug is … Continue reading

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Women’s Bum Size Study: There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their bum. The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their bum is far too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their bum is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don’t care; they love him; he’s a good man and they … Continue reading

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Tallywacker Tax……………

Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers   Gentlemen: The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER."Mainly because 98% of the time you pecker is out of work and the2% it is in … Continue reading

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Sophisticated?

This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It’s allegedly true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for … Continue reading

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