Monthly Archives: March 2008

Letter(s) To The Editor……….

Posted on March 14, 2008 by Austin Knight

I work in a call centre in Norwich and we’ve just been told our jobs are moving to India. I’m so excited! I’ve always wanted to visit India and with the salary they pay me I’ll be able to live … Continue reading →

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Nightmare scenario……..

Posted on March 9, 2008 by Austin Knight

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.   He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.  "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to … Continue reading →

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Dogs Life…………..

Posted on March 9, 2008 by Austin Knight

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that … Continue reading →

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Crazy signs……..

Posted on March 9, 2008 by Austin Knight

Cocktail lounge, Norway:‘LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.’ Doctors office, Rome:‘SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.’ Dry cleaners, Bangkok:‘DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.’ In a Nairobi restaurant:‘CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT … Continue reading →

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Fact:

Posted on March 8, 2008 by Austin Knight

If Alexander Graham Bell had a daughter, he never would have invented thetelephone.   http://www.comedian.ws

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Picking up very nicely, thankyou!

Posted on March 8, 2008 by Austin Knight

Daily TelegraphBy Bonnie Malkin Last Updated: 12:01pm GMT 06/03/2008 A 32-year-old man has been arrested in Wiltshire for allegedly simulating a sex act with a lamp-post. Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover Man who had sex with bicycle sentenced … Continue reading →

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Do you know where she is, and what she’s up to?????

Posted on March 7, 2008 by Austin Knight

Well then  trace her mobile phone and you’ll know the truth innit?   Just click here>>>>   http://www.track-your-partner.com   http://www.comedian.ws

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Viagra Lite………

Posted on March 7, 2008 by Austin Knight

A man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I’ll be home in an hour." "Perfect," she replies. The man thinks her … Continue reading →

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Guilt complex…………..

Posted on March 7, 2008 by Austin Knight

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "It’s gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, … Continue reading →

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Chestnut……….

Posted on March 7, 2008 by Austin Knight

An Aussie was washed upon a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island.After being there a while, he got into … Continue reading →

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