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Monthly Archives: April 2008
Typical innit……….
A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything had just been reduced to … Continue reading
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A Fairy Tale…………..
One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not whine, nag or bitch…….. But this was a long time ago….. and it was just ONE day. The End. http://www.comedian.ws
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Nelson Mandela……………
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when h hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, ‘You Sign! You sign!’ … Continue reading
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An Aussie tale……………
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite biscuits wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning … Continue reading
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Clever………
DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange … Continue reading
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On yer bike mate……………
Harley-Davidson The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you¢ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang … Continue reading
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After a couple of glasses of wine………..
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to … Continue reading
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The evolution of British maths teaching………
1. Teaching Maths In 1970A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Maths In 1980A logger sells a truckload of lumber for £100. His … Continue reading
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Begins with F and ends with K?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than … Continue reading
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