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Monthly Archives: June 2008
Hallelujah!
A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost … Continue reading
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James Bond’s car left on a train, innit……….
Spy chiefs faced further embarrassment today when it was revealed that the secret undercover Aston Martin used by agent 007 had been accidentally left on the 5.15 supasaver to Didcot Parkway. The top spy’s sports car, which was handed … Continue reading
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Gonna jump……….
A young blonde Portsmouth girl, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters off Gunwharf Quay. As she stood on the edge, pondering the infinite, a young sailor noticed … Continue reading
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PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO F*CKING PARK ON BRINK OF EXTINCTION……..
DRIVERS who can position their car in the middle of a parking space at a supermarket are sliding closer to extinction, conservationists have warned. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk its news to us. Yet another symptom of climate change? Or is he just an … Continue reading
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DRIVERS URGED TO PANIC……………..
DRIVERS were last night urged to go apeshit crazy, as everything went tits up. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! With petrol stations poised on the brink of an abyss, the government was forced to issue an emergency statement stressing the need to completely freak … Continue reading
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Unofficial Rules For Life………….
1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 5. If … Continue reading
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Knit One – Pearl Harbour………
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the bin hasn’t been left out so he has a quick look for it, … Continue reading
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Brown Bread………..
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautifulbouquet at the headstone and gets up to leave when he noticesanother man crying his heart out, lying on one of the graves insuch a way, that it … Continue reading
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“Quotes” 4 Fathers day………..
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. – Aldous Huxley Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. – Laurence J. … Continue reading
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Black To The Future………..
St. Peter is at the Pearly Gates checking up on the people waiting to enterHeaven. He asks the next one in line, ‘So, who are you, and what did you do onEarth?’ The fellow says, ‘I’m Barack Obama, and I … Continue reading
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