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Monthly Archives: November 2008
How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall … Continue reading
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Madonna………
When Madonna first moved to England she said she wanted to feel more English.She is now an unmarried, single mother with three kids from different fathers, one of them black.Job done!!!!! http://www.comedian.ws
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Its A Dogs Life…………
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, … Continue reading
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What is the difference between girls &women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, > 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take her … Continue reading
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Male Sensitivity Test………
1. In the company of females, sexual intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Fancy a Donald? C. Taking the pigskin bus to up into tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first … Continue reading
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family fortunes answers…..
Something you mount: "A mountain.." Something you lose when you get older: "Your purse.." A sport which involves throwing something: "Tennis.." A type of bean: "Lesbian.." (This and the one above were the product of Brian Dowling’s fertile imagination, on … Continue reading
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Black Panties……..
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world.Finally, Anna said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone … Continue reading
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Blonde Joke……….
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had … Continue reading
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Doctors – V – Guns……….
PHYSICIANS:(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health & Human Services.Handguns:Now think about this:Guns:(A) The number of … Continue reading
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