Monthly Archives: April 2009

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HELLO and welcome to the Weekly Mash, the email filled with dirty little lies from the Daily Mash, Britain’s leading satire website that’s watching All the President’s Men this weekend to find out what happens next. So the government is … Continue reading →

Bank holidays should be scrapped. Not for us lot you understand, but for the banks executives and directors. They don’t deserve a holiday after siphoning off all our moolah into Sir Fred Goodwin’s pension pot.  Apparently, last week, vandals attacked … Continue reading →

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, whinge, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago & it was just that one day. The End

Credit crunch slump downturn gubbins? Get a load of this! A man owned a public house in the Stalybridge area The Department of Social Security & Pensions heard that he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent … Continue reading →

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missedthe tube & Mick came on the bus!!————————————————————————A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a plane. Paddy ordered a whiskey.The stewardess asked the Muslim if … Continue reading →

My bank returned a cheque I wrote out yesterday. It was marked ‘insufficient funds.’ I phoned the bank and asked them, “This insufficient funds lark. Is it me, or is it you?” Things are so bad lately; I hear that … Continue reading →