IF THE EARTH’S POPULATION TOTALLED JUST 100 PEOPLE, there would be:
57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere (both north and
south), and 8 Africans.
corpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alfonso’s tweezers; seven thousand
Macedonian warriors in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the
ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt; nine sympathetic, apathetic, diabetic
old men on roller skates with a profound propensity toward
procrastination and sloth; ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens
of the deep, who haul stones in and around the quarries of the Queasy of
Key; eleven neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously
cybernetic marketing division shipped via relativistic space flight
through draconian sector seven.
57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere (both north and
south), and 8 Africans.
52 would be female; 48 would be male
70 would be non-white; 30 would be white
70 would be non-Christian; 30 would be Christian
89 would be heterosexual; 11 would be homosexual
6 people would possess 59% of the entire world’s wealth and all 6 would
be from the United States. 80 would live in substandard housing; 70
would be unable to read; 50 would suffer from malnutrition; 1 would be
near death; 1 would be near birth; 1 would have a college education; 1
would own a computer. Sorta puts it in a nutshell dunnit!
But also………….
One hen; two ducks; three squawking geese; four Limerick oysters; fivecorpulent porpoises; six pairs of Don Alfonso’s tweezers; seven thousand
Macedonian warriors in full battle array; eight brass monkeys from the
ancient, sacred crypts of Egypt; nine sympathetic, apathetic, diabetic
old men on roller skates with a profound propensity toward
procrastination and sloth; ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens
of the deep, who haul stones in and around the quarries of the Queasy of
Key; eleven neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously
cybernetic marketing division shipped via relativistic space flight
through draconian sector seven.
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